Y E L L O W S T O N E ' S     P L E D G E

To help motivate, albeit slightly, the lowest paid team in baseball, I pledge the following:

Should they string together a...

A THREE game winning streak - I will shave my beard down into a 1980's style goatee.
A FOUR game winning streak- I will shave everything save for a 1920's style moustache.
A FIVE game winning streak - I will shave clean and get a half-inch haircut
A SIX game winning streak - I will shave clean with a 1-inch air cut.
A SEVEN game winning streak - I will shave clean and get a 1.5 inch haircut.
An EIGHT game winning streak - I will shave clean and get a 2-inch haircut
A NINE game winning streak - I will shave clean and get a 2.5 inch haircut
A TEN game winning streak - I will shave clean and get a 3-inch haircut.

Let's see if the 2009 Florida Marlins can make me bald.

As an added bonus, I will re-honor the pledge six months from the date of their accomplishment should such date occur during the offseason.

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